Grime lives on my windowsill And forgotten cheerios Some flies That did not escape the blinds And a spider, Still very much alive A puddle of orange juice From a sippy cup That should never Have left the kitchen Mixed with dust bunnies Cleaning is pointless Until my children move out Inspired by Karen, the … Continue reading My Windowsill
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Wanna be a Sheep
The other day the Awkward Moments Children's Bible Facebook page shared a collection of horrifying "Christian Music" videos gathered from YouTube. I followed some of the links to their logical conclusions, and came across "I Just Want To (Be A Sheep)" The sheep theme reminded me of the guest post by the (obviously a pseudonym) … Continue reading Wanna be a Sheep
By a Dark Remedy – Baddy Mary Eek
an anagram-inspired poem by Our Beveled Loader, the Focus Overridden, Key Ravaged Berry Mold Nudism Beach Tents Or a Floured Dab Velveteen Oriole A Braced Emu Gritting In the Interim, a Failed Evil Mr Porn, with a Cad Leitmotif Intro Elf Ogress Ad Infestation of Finite fine Bile Foam Prominent Rooter, Angel Lies Plan Chirrup … Continue reading By a Dark Remedy – Baddy Mary Eek
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