For part one: Saint Kat of the Sparkling Water
Mormon Missionaries often inspire unintended lines of thinking (I’m pretty sure they never intended to push me to secular humanism) and this time was no exception. Something about the afternoon’s encounter bugged me, and it took some time to sort out why. Then I found it:
They noticed that the kids had come to the front door, and started their spiel on how Mormons honor their mothers, and how motherhood is the most important job, and they really respect that. I got the impression they were saying what they thought I wanted to hear, their religion reveres mothers, and their version of God and Jesus makes family important (or something.)
They were, intentionally or not, trying to guilt me into joining their religion because it was the best thing for my family and my children. Because, as previous missionaries have implied, if I don’t raise them properly with a relationship with Jesus, we’re going to spend an eternity separated from God. This is one of many points on which the Missionaries and I disagree.
I’m sorry Missionaries, you picked the wrong angle. My children have played a huge part in why I left Christian Science — and why I have not sought out another religious movement. From Kid1’s difficult transition into the world, to the ER trip for a sprained elbow, and any number of other incidents, I could not put myself, or my children, through the pressure to demonstrate healings that often never materialized (or that just got better with time because the human body is amazing.)
I am going to do my best to instill freethinking humanist values in them. We are striving to raise children who think for themselves on religious and ethical matters, and who are generally kind, empathetic people. I think this is a much more reasonable goal than telling them they can control the weather with their mind, or Invisible Sky Daddy Loves them (and is a completely sadistic bastard — see Job). I want my children to understand the world, and to be empowered to make truly informed decisions. I don’t see any religions offering that. Do like the Noble Eightfold path, but I see that as more of a philosophy than a religion.
Yes, motherhood is important, family is important, I can agree with those things. Yes, I take steps to make sure my family is safe, and I put our familial interests first. Yes, I’d like the best for my children (actually I’m ok with “good enough” because really, “the best” is often an unattainable goal that will only bring stress and misery and that’s not helpful for anyone).
This is one of the very few places Ms. Eddy and I can agree: I don’t feel motherhood should be the pinnacle defining feature of women if they don’t want it to be. You know, consenting to being a mother, and the choice to become one (or not). I have a complicated relationship with motherhood, my first pregnancy nearly ended with my untimely demise, and I lost a close friend shortly after the birth of my second child because she didn’t feel I was appropriately appreciative of my children. They’re wonderful, and I love them, but I’m not going to post that everything is sunshine and rainbows. Apparently I didn’t sugar-coat my Facebook posts with enough appreciation for the fact my then-two year old TPed the living room for her liking. I digress. I don’t know enough about Mormon theology and church structure to comment on their views, but the way these young men latched on to the motherhood trope was slightly off-putting.
I don’t want my children to be raised in a (patriarchy-heavy) belief system that thinks it is okay to push their views on everyone. Missionaries, I try to respect your views, but I disagree with them, and I don’t think you should be lobbying to have them legislated across the country (this applies to all church lobbying groups, not just Mormon ones). Please keep your opinions on what should be happening to my body, and in my bedroom, to yourself. Whatever you do, don’t even consider asking if I’m considering having more children (to their credit, these missionaries didn’t, although past ones have).
I’m not interested in joining a religion that has numerous active ex-support sites. I’m finally at a place where I can “out” myself as having grown up in CS to a select group of never-in-CS friends, where I can talk about some of these issues without bursting into tears. I’m working on building a network of ex-CS to help support those who are questioning, leaving and who have left.
Dear Missionaries, I know you think you’ve found the right path, and it may be “right” for you, but it isn’t the right one for me. Thank you for handling my criticism and rejection gracefully. Next time, I suggest you bring water, wear sunscreen and get a good hat. It is hot out there.
6 thoughts on “Return of the Mormons Part 2: Religion, Guilt & Motherhood”
I just remembered that the Evangelical Christian Community on television were so proud when activist Eldridge Cleaver converted to Christ and became a Christian. Cleaver went on several Christian television shows to give his testimony.
Then on day, I guess missionaries I don’t know, Cleaver announced that he was getting into the Mormon community. He joined the Mormon Church. Complete silence from the Christian Community. Privately I’m sure they were angry with Cleaver. The Mormons are a cult to them. I sometimes hear television preachers knocking the Mormons as hell-bound.
I loved this whole post, and for various reasons. I especially want to thank you for the “controlling the weather” part. My mother is constantly telling me how she is controlling the weather with her mind. She’s working on El Niño right now. I thought it was just her particular brand of crazy, but no, once again I have the CS church to thank for the insanity I have to deal with. I, too, have a fascination with Mormons for some reason. I highly recommend the book Leaving the Saints by Martha Beck for a good “ex” perspective. I love your insights. Thank you so much for sharing them.
I’ve never considered joining the Mormon church, but I do hold a certain sympathy for fellow members of obscure cultish religions. A few years back I read Under the Banner of Heaven (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Banner_of_Heaven), it was interesting to say the least (I guess the closest CS parallel is Caroline Fraser’s God’s Perfect Child). Currently I’m listening to the My Book of Mormon podcast (http://mybookofmormonpodcast.com) I’m on Episode 7 (the commentary is priceless).
I just bookmarked the my Book of Mormon podcast. That is totally up my alley!
Do you think we could convince the My Book of Mormon guy to do S&H next? I’d love to hear what he has to say!
You could email him and ask. I think the biggest difference is that The Book of Mormon has stories while S&H is 500+ pages of crazy babble.
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